Let me tell you, this laundry business sucks ass! I HATE it! It's never ending. The worst part is that I don't have a stinking drier. I think that's the worst part anyway. Maybe that and the fact that my washer is ultra small. A full load consists of four pairs of Josh's shorts. So do you think I watch CLOSELY for "people" throwing clean clothes on the floor??? Oh yeah! Then I go into my whole rant about how I'm not here for the sole purpose of cleaning up after everyone. It's like they think I actually like doing dishes and washing clothes. My hands are starting to strike. I have a nice little case of eczema going on the left hand. Today I noticed a patch on the right hand as well. I read that you should keep your hands out of the soapy water as much as possible by using the dish washer. Oh really? This person has OBVIOUSLY never been to Singapore! What flipping dish washer??? So I bought some plain white cotton gloves for $15 (what a steal) and am wearing them under my latex gloves when I have to get my hand wet. My boys are asking if my hand is "real". They've been watching too much Star Wars. Speaking of the boys, Sage says to Evan today, "You're a penis". I couldn't help laughing. Wrong, I know but it reminded me of the scene in E.T. where Elliott calls his brother "penis breath". I need to grow up for my kids sake. Last Saturday Evan said something "smells like butt" and I laughed. THAT one reminded me of Brad Pitt in the movie, "Kalifornia". I think he says something "tastes like butt".
Sunday Josh took me and the boys to Sky 57 on top of the Marina Bay Sands. Outstanding view. The food was good but it's not CUT. I had this avocado and crab salad that I could have ate 10 of. I love eating when I feel like I want to lick the plate because it's so good.
Love the rant about the flippin' dishwasher. I have one and don't use it much! Of course my boyz use only 2 dishes a day, one for fruit and veggies and one for water. And my entire week's laundry fits in about 3 loads. I suggest sending the laundry "out". Or maybe you could throw it all in the bathtub, fill it up with soap and water, and wash it that way.
ReplyDeleteYou are lucky that the comment was only "smells like butt" instead of "smells like butt crack". I think I've heard that particular phrase from you several times before!